Just to start the new year (two thousand and ten IN THA HOUSE! whooo) on a fun note, here’s a quick mini-story from this summer – not enough for a big post, just an appetizer. A fun-size, if you will.
I went to Savannah this summer for a shoot and got there early enough that I could go down to Tybee Island and watch the sunset, something I have done approximately 15 zillion times, being a resident of Atlanta, but somehow never get tired of. It’s not the greatest beach I’ve ever been to – I grew up in Florida, so the bar is pretty high – but what it lacks in pristine white-sandedness it gains in having the lovely Tybee community around it, where I keep swearing I will rent a beach house for a week one summer, and, also, in being the nearest ocean to land-locked Atlanta.
So after watching the classic Tybee sunset, all wispy clouds and tangerine skies, watching the pod of dolphins that frolic near the lighthouse cavort in the sleepy evening light and some little kid hit her brother with a sand shovel, I headed back to Savannah proper, and on the way off-island (all this beach talk is going to make me listen to Jimmy Buffet for the rest of the day, and it’s nineteen degrees outside) I saw the sign in the (horrible) picture above.
You can’t really see it, but it says, “Fresh Local Shrimp – FRYED”. Not Fried. FRYED. Which for some reason amused me so thoroughly that I had to whip the car around and go back to see if I could get some of these locally prepared misspellings for myself.
(And for those of you who think I am mocking, allow me to say that it took me five tries to spell “thoroughly” above, and I am by no means confident that it’s even correct now.)
Sadly, the Gerald’s catering truck was closed, and deserted except for the enormous fiberglass pig that was standing beside it, forever snuffling the grass for some plasticine tidbit. But that just gives me a reason, a quest, if you will, to go back. Like I need one.
Assuming I can find it. True to form, on an island – an ISLAND – with only one road on or off, I got lost on the way back to Savannah (trip number fifteen zillion and one) and it took me two hours to get back to Savannah and my hotel. Next time, perhaps, a dictionary – and a map.